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Master Simon,
Imagine my surprise upon arriving at the estate this morning, only to discover a SECOND FOUNDATION so casually situated among the trees and chirping crickets of the West Grounds! Now, I have never professed to be a skilled draftsman, and maybe this is not as unintended a mistake as it appears. There is a chance that this redundant room is part of some greater strategy I cannot fathom. Or, perhaps more likely, morbid curiosity simply got the better of you.

However, should that curiosity wane and you come to regret your recent decision, this can of REPELLENT will certainly prove useful.

House Manager